Survive the sarcastic graveyard. Stack cursed weapons, beat endless waves, die trying.
A roguelike bullet-heaven with dark humor. Offline roguelite runs built for mobile.

GAMEPLAY:

Survival of the Sarcastic: Face endless waves of enemies in a gloomy graveyard. You won't win, but you can try to last longer than last time.

Build Your Arsenal: Collect and stack 17 weapons across every run. Throw axes, swing hammers, command ravens, burn enemies with cursed candles.

Destructive Synergy: Weapons attack simultaneously. Create chaotic combos that fill the screen with projectiles.

Sarcastic Shop: Between waves, visit the hooded merchant. He sells powerful upgrades but insults your life choices — over 16 unique cynical quotes, more personality than most roguelikes have weapons.

Mobile Optimized: Designed for touch screens with intuitive controls. Perfect for short sessions or long grinding runs.

WEAPONS:

Start weak, leave a mess. Choose your playstyle:

• Melee: Crush skulls with Hammers or slice with Axes.
• Magic: Fire homing skulls from Dark Tomes or command Raven familiars.
• Area of Effect: Burn zones with Haunted Candles or blast crowds with Bone Shards.
• Defense: Orbit Prayer Beads or protect yourself with a Blessed Cross.

FEATURES:

• Roguelike survivor runs — short, fast, and endlessly replayable
• 17 cursed weapons — from blessed crosses to cursed skulls, each with unique upgrades
• Wave survival against ghosts, skeletons, devils, and worse neighbors
• Unlock classes, weapon mastery, and perma-upgrades that grow stronger over time
• Daily runs, global leaderboards, and score-your-sins competition
• Multiple game modes: Standard, Survival, Boss Rush, Nightmare
• Dark Comedy Aesthetic: Hand-painted "Wobble" art style with thick black outlines and dead, earthy colors
• Free to play — no pay-to-win, just sarcastic commentary

CAN YOU SURVIVE?

The monsters are fast. The shopkeeper is rude. Your chances are slim. Survive. Die. Laugh. Download Die Laughing today and see how long you last.

Death is inevitable. Embarrassment is optional.