🏡 Kitten Cottage – A cozy café at the edge of the woods

A tiny café at the edge of the woods. Stray cats who become your staff. A patch of parsley that's just gone ripe. Lo-fi jazz in the background.

Kitten Cottage is a cozy idle game for the quiet moments – five minutes on the train, a Sunday evening on the sofa, the gap between two things. No daily limit. No energy bar that needs to refill. No push notifications dragging you back.

🌱 How it plays

🥕 Garden – Sow 50 different seeds, harvest ingredients, unlock rarer varieties over time.
🍎 Orchard – Plant 30 trees that grow slowly and bear fruit season after season.
🥧 Bakery – Turn your harvest into 100 recipes: cakes, cookies, stews, sweets.
☕ Café – Let your cats serve customers and build up your star rating.
🐱 Shelter – Open packs and find common to mythic kittens. 101 characters with their own personalities are waiting.
🏆 Campaign – Follow gentle stories, unlock achievements and new cottage skins.

While you're not playing, the economy keeps ticking softly along. When you come back, a small stack of rewards is waiting. No pressure, no grind.

🎵 Lo-fi jazz instead of a sound-effect blizzard

A 23-track lo-fi jazz playlist plays in the background. There are no sound effects – just gentle haptics. Don't like the music? One tap and it's off.

✨ What Kitten Cottage does NOT do

We mean this seriously:

❌ No ads. Ever.
❌ No in-app purchases. No coin packs, no energy refills, no real-money lootboxes.
❌ No subscription, no premium tier, no battle pass.
❌ No tracking. No analytics SDKs, no advertising IDs, no crash reports back to us.
❌ No account, no login, no email address.
❌ No cloud, no sync, no online requirement.
❌ No internet permission. The app doesn't even ask for it.

You pay once. That's it.

🔒 Your save game stays with you

Your progress is stored exclusively on your device. We don't run a server. We don't know who you are, how long you play, or whether you play at all.

Privacy policy: https://anwesenheit.app/kitten-cottage-privacy

🌸 Who is this for?

For anyone looking for a cozy game to play alongside everything else – and who's had enough of games that constantly try to sell them coins.

Suitable for all ages. Made in Germany.